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Other Kalleinen Choirs

Three other choirs were initiated by Oliver and Tellervo after Tokyo, but there is not sufficient information to blog about them individually. Here they are... 

Teutônia
In June 2011, the first Complaints Choir of South America began to form in Teutônia, Brazil as part of a travelling program for the 8th Biennial of Mercosul Visual Arts in Porto Alegre. The choir was conducted by musician Lucas Brolese. At their first meeting on 9th July, roughly 45 citizens of the small town produced around 500 complaints for their song, ranging from social injustice in Brazil to the fact that the fire engine of Teutônia (a present from Germany) can only travel at 40km per hour. (Teutônia has a large population of descendants of German immigrants.)



The first public performance of the Teutônia Complaints Choir, aka Coro de Queixas de Teutônia, took place on 23rd July at 2pm in the Administrative Town Centre (an interesting building mimicking German Fachwerk architecture). This was followed by performances in Montenegro and Porto Alegre on 24th July and 11th September respectively.

Dresden & Berlin
The Nordwind Festival invited the Kalleinens to coordinate two choirs simultaneously, one in Dresden and the other in Berlin. On 5th October 2013, online invitations went out to the cities for people to join the choirs for their first rehearsals on 2nd and 3rd November, which can be found here for Dresden and here for Berlin. Some people from Berlin also created a short animation for the Nordwind Festival, explaining the basics of the complaints choir project for beginners with the aim of encouraging citizens of Berlin and Dresden to sign up (in German).

After four additional rehearsals for each, the performances took place on 22nd and 23rd November for Dresden, and 27th and 30th November for Berlin. The Berlin choir was conducted by Miss Le Bomb (aka Catriona Shaw) at HAU, and one of the specific complaints for this choir was about the new developments in the local airport. Oliver notes how, after reading and listening to roughly 40,000 complaints for the project overall, it gets more difficult to find new complaints, and many of the complaints in Berlin were quite similar to previous big cities, such as noisy neighbours, dog sh*t and public transport. However, Berlin did come up with some unique complaints, such as 'soon I am dust'. 



Roughly 30 complainers joined each choir, and the songs contained (as always) a great snapshot of private and civic life in those cities. The choirs received good coverage in the German news.


Khurvaleti/Shavsvebi 
As of 1st April 2014, Tellervo and Oliver completed the Complaints Choir project with Artasfoundation in the above two settlements for Internally Displaced People (IDP) in Georgia. Artasfoundation had invited the Kalleinens to take their project into the country in the hope that their art of complaining could act as a mediator in the Georgian conflict. The aim or diplomatic mission of this NGO (non-governmental organisation) is to use art as a foundation for processes of peace or change.



This crisis situation in Georgia had meant that people had to move out of the state of South Ossetia into the above camps with very difficult living conditions. Being mostly farmers, these people also had very little, and were stuck waiting in these villages. This new context for the Complaints Choir project brought a welcome challenge.


What About The Music?


Each choir has a definite, distinct musical character of its own, showing the instruments and styles of different cultures as well as commenting on the specific complaints within the choir. Some common characteristics can still be found, however, such as the use of separating male and female voices, spoken elements and contrasting moods. It also seems that accommodating for the variety and amount of complaints has caused even the simpler, more regular verse-chorus structures of Birmingham, Copenhagen and Hamburg to be broken up by spoken sections or repeated lines. All songs last between 6:15-9:30, showing the extent to which people like to complain!

Birmingham
Though the monotonous verses in Birmingham's complaint song suggest the participants had weaker musical abilities than in the other choirs, they certainly do reflect the dull nature of complaining. There is not a strong sense of musical direction or contrast compared to most of the other choirs, but the lyrics have been made to rhyme almost throughout the whole song, and similarly to Singapore, there is an inclusion of a rap and some other spoken elements, which breaks up the simple verse-chorus structure. The lyrics have a strong focus on the changed city and its transport, so the song's lack of musical contrast and direction is perhaps an ironic comment on this. 



A piano accompanies the choir throughout the song, and its gentle accompaniment figure in the verses adds colour to the monotonous melody. 

Chicago
Not only do Chicago use an unconventional structure, they use strong harmonies throughout their song and include percussion as well as piano. It is perhaps the most advanced song of all of the cities. 




In section 5, a second line is sung underneath the main melody, which is an augmented repetition of the start of the song, showing unity as well as contrast. There is a wide variety of complaints relating to other people, so the song's constant contrast and juxtaposition of different moods, themes and tempi in the music reflects this. Chicago are the only choir not to include any spoken elements.

Copenhagen
Copenhagen's main accompaniment instrument of choice is the double bass, which introduces the song with a melodic theme from the chorus. The piano introductions for Chicago and Helsinki also play a melodic theme, but from the upcoming verse instead of the chorus. Some simple percussion maintains a beat for the choir, and the ring of a bike bell can be heard intermittently, first sounding after the line 'Christiania bikes fill the whole bicycle lane'. 




One of the choir members mimics the sound of a seagull at the complaint about seagulls making noise, and there are often spoken sounds of agreement after the lines in the verses, adding a communal and authentic feel to the song and making up for the lack of harmonies and strength in numbers. The range of the bridge spans a minor third and hangs on an unresolved chord until the start of the next verse, adding weight to their complaint about their government refusing to lift any bans. This is then extended in the section before the last repeats of the chorus, which the choir claps along to, adding to the sense of community.

St. Petersburg
This is the only city that welcomes the audience into the song in the introduction, which extends the communal feel of Copenhagen's song into a wider field of people and reflects their fundamental complaints about humanity, since many people will be able to relate to them. The sombre mood of this introduction is contrasted with an upbeat accordion pattern to lead in to the verse, and this more positive mood is then maintained throughout the rest of the song, despite the negativity of complaining. Perhaps this is to highlight the final line in the chorus: 'Why are we always dissatisfied with something?'. The rap is preceded by whoops, claps and stomps, and incorporates the use of a megaphone, all of which further help to invite the audience in and keep them involved. 




There is also frequent use of interaction between the men and women in the choir, such as in verses 4-7 with their very fast-paced lyrics. Though the choir makes no use of vocal harmonies, the hearty, well-rounded melodies still create a sense of musicality within the group. 

Hamburg




The sinister, minor organ melody (played on an electric piano) in the introduction and verses to this song is perhaps the most accurate reflection of the negativity of complaining in all the Kalleinen choirs, and it is juxtaposed with the opposite mood in the chorus, which the choir consistently clap along to. Though not fully monotonous, the verses can be likened to the verses in the Birmingham choir. Ghost-like vocal noises are sung underneath verses 4 and 5, adding to the sinister organ sounds, and in between these verses is an extended spoken solo section, which can also be found in Tokyo and Singapore.




Helsinki




The introduction to this song features hummed harmonies in a descending line, anticipating the upcoming melody. Each verse gradually builds up the harmonies towards the chorus, which uses overlapping lines and a contrasting dynamic level and theme for its last line 'it's not fair'. These features, as well as the use of the last chorus line at the end of verse 5, signal a strength of musicality and composition not unlike the Chicago choir. Its use of humming at the start is also similar to the start of Tokyo's song. With the choir being predominantly female, some of them take quite a low alto line to contrast with the higher female voices, and these two groups often alternate, similarly to the male-female interaction in St. Petersburg. One particularly impressive and witty feature of this song is the incorporation of the Nokia ringtone as part of the melody on the line 'ringtones are all annoying', especially considering how it is repeated to emphasise its annoyance!

Singapore



Despite all the problems this choir faced with not being able to perform in public, the song is very upbeat (apart from the calmer contrasting section), with a punchy piano accompaniment and a jazz inflection in the chorus melody. A few harmonies can be found, such as underneath the rap, in the overlapping lines in the contrasting section and most notably in the unaccompanied section about languages just before the final verse. The contrasting section also alternates between male and female voices, again like St. Petersburg and Helsinki. A new key with unresolved chords is played in the piano accompaniment throughout the spoken section, perhaps to signify how people will always find something to complain about, and a key change also features in the last repeat of the chorus - the only use of this cliché!



Tokyo




After the calm, muffled, wordless harmonies in the introduction, the double bass, percussion and eventually the accordion lead in to a more upbeat two-part verse. These two parts are separated between the men and women, who then swap halfway through the verse. These features show particular similarities with St. Petersburg and Helsinki, and the use of a double bass shows a similarity with Copenhagen. Tokyo have the largest spoken section compared to Hamburg and Singapore, which is effectively played like a game of musical statues: the improvised accordion music stops at the ringing of a bell to allow for an unaccompanied spoken solo. 




The song ends after an eerie chord is sung, leaving the finality of the last line hanging on something much more uncertain.

Cities' Complaints Compared

Here are charts showing comparisons of all the different categories between each city, followed by overall totals. Other people have proven to be by far the most irritating aspects of life, especially in Chicago! As well as being the city with the most complaints overall (with Singapore not far behind), Chicago's proportion of complaints about other people compared to other categories is significantly higher, which can be seen here

All cities complained in the following categories: common, personal, other people, transport, beauty, work, money, and food & drink. Perhaps surprisingly, political complaints don't make that list, although it was only St. Petersburg that didn't complain about politics. Just as many cities complained about animals as they did about politics! Those that didn't complain about their country, complained about their city and vice versa, though Tokyo didn't technically complain about either, since their one complaint under 'country' is only related to Japan, not about Japan: 'Please understand Japanese culture - don't put blame on us.' Only Tokyo didn't complain about the environment, and Birmingham made no complaints about the weather, a category that only received 11 complaints overall! Travel, household appliances, gardening, public amenities, leisure, sport, education and art/creativity all had less than half of the cities complain about them.

Below are some specific complaints that were repeated between more than one city:


  • Birmingham and Singapore both complained about bad hair days, with Singapore's complaint being in the context of its particular climate of 'humid air'.
  • Birmingham also complained in two different instances about lack of beard growth: 'my beard it won't grow' and 'I'd like to complain about the fact I can't grow a beard'. This is similar to a complaint in St. Petersburg about losing hair at age 25, Tokyo's 'the hair on my head doesn't grow at all', and Singapore's complaint that men turn bald. 
  • Members of both the Tokyo and Helsinki choirs complained about their tiny flat/room with expensive rent.
  • Similar complaints about money can be found in: Singapore, with 'prices are increasing but my pay is not'; Hamburg, with 'I have too little money'; Helsinki, with 'you can't get rich by working'; Tokyo, with 'my wallet is full of discount cards rather than cash', and; St. Petersburg, with 'my heart is so full but my wallet is empty' and 'your salary won't buy you beer nor cheese'.
  • A member of the Birmingham choir complained about 'spit and litter' at their feet, whilst a member of the Hamburg choir similarly complained about always stepping into spittle. Hamburg also complained of 'too much trash' in the park, and someone from St. Petersburg complained that they could only see piles of garbage from their window.
  • St. Petersburg and Tokyo complained about lack of sleep, with Tokyo being particularly forceful about this issue!
  • Copenhagen asked why honesty is embarrassing, and in a similar but more specific vibe, Helsinki complained about the fact that 'people only take a stand in SMS-forums'. Leading on from this, Chicago complained about people being mean on the internet.
  • A member of the Chicago choir complained about not being able to see any stars because they live in the city, which is similarly true for someone in the St. Petersburg choir, who wished they were able to see fireworks.
  • Hamburg, St. Petersburg and Birmingham all complained about a lack of time in general.
  • Someone from St. Petersburg complained that they sometimes gain weight which means their skirts don't fit, whilst someone from Copenhagen complained that their belt was getting too short. Either the same person or someone else from Copenhagen complained that they were 'fat and flabby'.
  • St. Petersburg and Hamburg complained of advertisements everywhere, as well as loud cities.
  • Hamburg complained about the weather not suiting the seasons, whilst Helsinki complained that 'summer is too short'. Similarly, someone from Tokyo complained that the weather was getting cold too quickly to prepare any winter clothes. Also, global warming is mentioned by Chicago and Copenhagen.
  • Birmingham, St. Petersburg and Singapore complained of traffic jams. Also, Birmingham complained about an infrequent bus, whilst St. Petersburg complained of a bus that never returns.
  • St. Petersburg complained of a rude waitress, whilst Chicago more specifically complained about restaurant servers who ask if you're still working on your food.
  • Both Helsinki and St. Petersburg complained about laundry, either discolouring or shrinking.
  • Helsinki and Copenhagen complained about bitter, old people who complain, whilst Hamburg and St. Petersburg (ironically) complained more generally about people always being dissatisfied with something and complaining too much! 



























Tokyo Don't Like People on Trains

The initiators of the project facilitated their last choir in 2009 with the Tokyo Complaints Choir. Tokyo were so keen to complain that the organizers (Mori Art Museum) reached their maximum capacity of 120 soon after the open call for participants went out, though this still did not top the record of the Cologne Complaints Choir (AKA Kölner Beschwerdechor) with its 150 members! The song was composed by Okuchi Shunsuke and the choir was conducted by Kanda Tomoko.




During the workshop, the 90 members spent 7 minutes writing down their most burning complaints to add to the pre-selected lyrics. These were written on post-it notes and distributed to boards with pre-defined categories such as 'Work', 'Other People' and 'Politics', with 'Work' proving to be the most popular by a significant amount (over 300 complaints were submitted here!). The participants then organised themselves into 'expert' teams, each team dealing with one of the topics. 'Public Affairs' had the largest team, while the team for 'Future' had the least members. 'Love Affairs' initially had only female members until two brave men joined the team to balance the views! Each team was tasked with reading through all complaints submitted in their category, discussing them and selecting 10-12 of the best complaints. After this, each team introduced their members (with each receiving a round of applause!) and presented their selected complaints. The workshop ended with a spontaneous birthday song for 3 choir members and some food and drinks. The rehearsals that followed were conducted with great passion, discipline and humour by both Sunshuke and Tomoko!

The choir premiered at the Arena in Roppongi Hills (below the Mori Tower) on Friday 13th November, when Obama was visiting Japan. Unlike the other choirs facilitated by the Kalleinens, the weather for the performance was suitably cold and rainy! Despite there not being enough time to rehearse the whole song before the premiere, Tellervo and Oliver were pleased with the performance, and they also make the point that the lack of rehearsal time caused a sense that there were 'real' people on stage, rather than celebrities on TV that are made to appear flawless. The performance was reported by a number of TV stations and newspapers, despite the hype caused by Obama!



Lyrics

Verse 1:
I did that job, don’t make it yours!
The cat that lives near my house ignores me.
The childcare centres are too full 
and I don’t have a place to take my children.
I don’t know how to use my iPhone.
I got the flu when waiting in the waiting room at the hospital.
My boss made his mistakes mine.
Don’t make a fool of a freshman at work.

Chorus 1:
Unwanted hair is growing fast, 
but the hair on my head doesn't grow at all.
I am scared every 3 months, 
because I’m a 3 month contracted worker.
Win-lose, win-lose, win-lose – rat race society.
My pension record was deleted, 
and disappeared without notification.
It’s frustrating!

Verse 2:
I cannot say 'no' to work on holidays.
My grandmother thinks she’s American.
The men in the dating party were all over 50.
I get presents and there’s always shrimp in it!
The Oedo-line escalators are too long.
My laundry isn’t clean from the dry cleaners.
Don’t clip your nails next to me during work.
My wallet is full of discount cards rather than cash

(spoken solos):
I can’t own a dog.
Why it’s raining today!
Don’t try to get on trains that are already too full. I’m gonna be crushed!
This is my way, so let me live my life [I want to live my life]. Go me! [Go for it!]
Good men [nice guys] are all married.
I cannot prepare any winter clothes because it’s getting cold too quickly.
My mosquito bites heal slower than before.
Give all student job-seekers jobs!
I don’t like smoking in the park.
Pay me the fee you promised, otherwise why are we given a contract?
I’m sleepy in the morning, the day, and the night! Let me sleep more!
Musicians can’t make a living.

Verse 3 (sung):
TV programmes make fun of people.
Don't send your seasons greetings via e-mail
Girls who do their make up on the train - 
I wish they would make a mistake.
I was going to break up with my boyfriend, but he broke up with me first.
Politicians should not go to clubs using our tax.
Please don’t grill ‘kusaya’ in the next room to my apartment.
I wish I could go to a Michael Jackson concert one more time.

Chorus 2:
Unwanted hair is growing fast, 
but the hair on my head doesn't grow at all.
My bag is heavy. Black crows are so scary.
My room is small and rent is expensive.
Win-lose, win-lose, win-lose – rat race society.
My pension record was deleted, 
and disappeared without notification.
It’s frustrating!

Verse 4:
Whales and dolphins are delicious!
Please understand Japanese culture - don’t put blame on us.
Don’t pick noses and then hold the sling on the train.
Don’t email me on Friday evening.
My wife hardly understands me.
I am around 40, but I’m still attractive.
I don’t want to take care of my boss when we go out drinking.
Thank you for listening to our complaints!

Chart of complaints:






Singapore Are Prohibited (From Anything Not Expressly Permitted)

Perhaps the most eventful complaints choir initiated by the Kalleinens was the complaints choir of Singapore, which performed in 2008 and was organized by the Fringe Festival. With the help of composer and conductor Wai Lun Chong (who had not had any of his songs performed or published before), members formed their complaints into song. After a short minor-scale warm up, the participants knuckled down and produced around a record-breaking 1,000 complaints in 10 minutes (though Helsinki had produced three times as many complaints in total). 


During this workshop, participants commented on how they were scared to complain because their 'all-knowing' government had subtly instilled fear and conditioned them not to their whole lives. They were also not allowed to include 'sensitive topics' such as race or religion in the song, because those topics are not allowed to be discussed publicly, even though as one young person comments on the Complaints Choir Documentary: the more silent you are about it, the more sensitive it becomes. One choir member explained her reason for joining was initially to have a laugh, but after more thought she also thought it would be good to hear what problems the younger citizens of Singapore had with their country. The founders had been curious to see what would happen in the rehearsals, since people had the opportunity to complain anonymously. 

People opened up and were willing to complain (though only one person wanted to deal with the topic of love and relationships!). A more controversial complaint was about men changing their identity to become women, but there weren't just complaints about political or sensitive topics: one elderly lady shared a very personal complaint about how she doesn't have enough money in her pension to care for her autistic son. Another complaint said fat girls in miniskirts should be against the law! Abbreviations such as HDB, BGR and CPF were incorporated into the final lyrics by a 'rap committee', since the use of such abbreviations in rap is very popular in Singapore. 


The Media Development Authority (MDA) – famed for their own senior management rap video – approved the final lyrics and Fringe Festival got permission from the locations for the planned public performances, including a food-court at Eunos and the City Plaza Complex. 

Unfortunately, due to this difficult, controlling political climate, arts authorities forbade the public performances one day before they were scheduled to take place, with the exception that those who were not citizens of Singapore step down from the choir. Their argument was that, since the lyrics touched on domestic affairs, and foreigners might not understand Singapore's culture or the reasons behind its laws, only Singapore citizens should be allowed to complain about the country (though one choir member notes how it is more likely because they wanted to avoid a riot or a revolution). This essentially meant there was a de facto ban of the performances, because conductor Wai Lun was a Malaysian citizen studying in Singapore, and the Singaporeans would have received a black mark against their name if the foreigners sang. 

This last-minute decision caused controversy, as it seemed unfair that permanent residents - people who have lived and worked in the country for many years - could not voice their complaints publicly. One Malaysian member felt hurt and rejected after all he had contributed to the country, exclaiming 'It's just a song!'. All the necessary information had been made available to the authorities for them to evaluate the project beforehand, and Tellervo and Oliver have said that they would not have accepted the invitation to take the project to Singapore had they known of the authorities' objections sooner, since one of their main principles is that anyone can take part. Additionally, the amount of political complaints in the song was not very high, and the authorities did not take this into account.


Old Parliament House, Singapore

In the end, Fringe Festival organised private viewings for the choir members' friends at the Old Parliament House where the rehearsals took place - ironic considering the legislation that helped to effectively ban the choir from performing was passed there! Various newspapers, internet forums and other media such as Channel5 News and Channel News Asia discussed the case, and it was eventually debated in Parliament (something the founders are quite proud about). The Ministry defended its decision, however, and even found a positive outcome to the international bewilderment that the story had created: ‘Part of our branding is the law and order we have. [...] This is part of our reputation and it's not a bad part of our brand value.’ (Straits Times, March 1, 2008). However, human rights groups frequently criticise the state for its restrictions on expression and the media. Increasingly, immigrants have been used to boost the workforce in Singapore due to its low birth rate, which suggests these restrictions on expression may only become more obvious in future. 


Lyrics

Verse 1:
We get fined for almost anything.
Drivers won’t ‘give chance’ when you want to ‘change lane’.
The indoors are cold, the outdoors are hot;
and the humid air, it wrecks my hair.
Those answering machines always make you hold,
only to hang up on you.

Verse 2:
When a pregnant lady gets on the train,
everyone pretends to be asleep.
I’m stuck with my parents 'til I’m 35,
cause I can’t apply for HDB.
We don’t recycle any plastic bags,
but we purify our pee.

Chorus:
What’s wrong with Singapore?
Losing always makes me feel so sore,
cause if you’re not the best,
then you’re just one of the rest.

My, oh my Singapore
What exactly are we voting for?
What’s not expressly permitted
is prohibited.

(Oooooh x2)

Verse 3:
When I’m hungry at the food court, I see
people ‘chope’ [reserve] seats with their tissue paper.
To the auntie staying upstairs:
your laundry is dripping on my bed sheets.
Please don’t squat on the toilet seats
and don’t clip your nails on MRT.

Verse 4:
Stray cats get into noisy affairs
My neighbour makes weird animal sounds.
People put on fake accents to sound posh
and queue up 3 hours for donuts.
Will I ever live 'til 85
to collect my CPF?

[Chorus]

Singaporeans too kiasu - so scared to lose!
Singaporeans too kiasi - so scared to die!
Singaporeans too kiabor - scared of their wives!
Maybe we’re just too stressed out - even the kids!

(Oooooh x2)

Contrasting section: Old National Library was replaced by an ugly tunnel.
Singaporean men can’t take independent women.
People blow their nose into the swimming pool
and fall asleep on my shoulder in the train.*

Singapore’s national bird is the crane
the one with yellow steel girders.
Real estate agents’ leaflets clogging up my mailbox
- en bloc, en bloc; en bloc, en bloc.
Why can’t we be buried when we die?
No one wants to climb Bukit Timah with me.

(spoken):
Why do we need a permit to sing our complaints?

Singapore is not part of China!

I am not an SPG just because I date a foreigner.

Why are all the good looking guys gay?
... that’s not a complaint.

Why do people show butt cracks with pimples?

We don’t have 9 to 5 jobs, 
we have 7 to 11 jobs.

Why does everyone ask me when I'm gonna get married?

Prices are increasing but my pay is not.

And my height is not increasing either.

I am gaining weight instead!

[Chorus] (sung)

(Oooooh x2)

Rap:
I was on the MRT going to NUS
when an ex-bf sent me an SMS.
You see I told him BRB on our BGR
coz I couldn’t wait forever on an LDR.

OMG! OMG! I know what I can do
I’m gonna find myself a new BF through SDU.
A man with all the 5Cs to be my ATM
and not a 4D buying boy stuck in Tekong Camp.

Don’t want 11B, You want my Pink IC?
Someone from NUS, NTU or ITE?
I like the PDA, You want more TLC?
I need a man ready to lose his bachelors degree.

(Oooooh x2)

When I was in NS doing my BMT
I always “kena tekan” by my PS and PC
and so I went to see the MO to get Attend C
but I came back and did “sai kang” coz I got Attend B.

KNNCCB! There’s not much I can do
You passed your A-levels but still can't get into SMU?
Dont be a CEO stuck in the CBD.
Be PCK, best in Singapore, Batam and JB.

You see my girlfriend, she always got PMS.
She thinks we MCP, always “talk cock” about NS.
Whats wrong with HDB? When will you ORD?
I need a girl who won't keep changing like the GST!

(Oooooh x2)

Verse 5:
There are not enough public holidays.
My neighbour sings KTV [Karaoke TV] all night. 
Wedding dinners never start on time.
My hair is always cut shorter than I want.
Channel 5 commercials are way too long.
Why do men turn bald?

At first it was to speak more Mandarin,
then it was to speak proper English.
What’s wrong with my powerful Singlish?

Verse 6:
People sit down during rock concerts.
We have to pay for tap water at restaurants.
ERP gantries are everywhere,
but I can still see traffic jams on the road.
Why do bus stops have tilted benches?
I can't access playboy.com!

[Chorus x2]

*This particular complaint was submitted by a lady named Vicky, who adds that the situation is worse when the person has dandruff!

Chart of complaints: